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massdee
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 Posted - 10/26/2009 : 10:11:06 AM
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For the past few weeks someone has been posting a top ten list over on topix. I thought this one was particularly good, so I am posting it here.
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is this week’s Top Ten List, the Top Ten Unanswered Questions of the DeMaria Administration:
#10. Beauty donators want to know, where are the shrubs, the fountains and the lemons?
#9. Aren’t consolidations supposed to save money?
#8. Again, how do you say “ DeMaria”?
#7. Why is it so hard to get things right the first time?(Rotary, ISD, Budget Director, etc.)
#6. Exactly how much money has been COLLECTED in Code Enforcement fines?
#5. What does Matt Laidlaw do for ECTV that justifies his salary being paid from their budget?
#4. Why is time and money being spend fighting a separation incentive award in court when a city councilor got one, no questions asked, when he resigned from his other city job?
#3. GA’head, explain what happened to the water bills.
#2. What and when is something going to be done to address the $3.4 million cut to Everett’s State Aid for FY10?
And the #1 Unanswered Question of the DeMaria Administration, exactly where have the “Days” supposed to have “Gone”?
"Deb"
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massdee
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Posted - 10/30/2009 : 11:23:27 AM
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Here's another one....Kind of funny!!!
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is this week’s third Top Ten List, the Top Ten Reasons Why Choosing between Matewsky and Cardello is so hard:
#10. With her son no longer working for the city, Millie is just so less interesting.
#9. What would City Council agendas be without Wayne?
#8. Without constituent phone calls to answer at the beach, what will Millie do in the summer?
#7. The bricklayers don’t really want Wayne back either.
#6. Millie endorsed by Sergio Cornelio and Joanne Gregory.‘Nuff said.
#5. Both of them are capable of living up the Nuzzo tradition of missing most committee meetings.
#4. With both Wayne and Jason Marcus gone from the BOA, who will provide the comedy?
#3. Even if you question the beauty initiative, I guess you can still get back into Clowno’s good graces.
#2. With little else to do, Wayne’s next attempt to run for State Rep will begin on November 4.
And the #1 reason Why Choosing between Matewsky and Cardello is so hard, I can’t decide between heads or tails either.
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massdee
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Posted - 10/31/2009 : 08:10:39 AM
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from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is a special Halloween Top Ten List, the Top Ten Everett Halloween Costumes:
#10. A scary clown with flowers.
#9. A dumb blonde…but which one? There are a few “good” choices.
#8. A pile of Wood Waste. De-odorized, of course.
#7. A water superintendent. But they come and go so fast, no one knows what they look like.
#6. A pothole. Or in Wayno’s case, tire rims.
#5. A character from “Gone Are the Days”.
#4.“Blank”-enstein’s Monster.
#3. A local government hack or a political wannabe. Choose your favorite, there’s plenty to go around.
#2. A useless City Council agenda item.
And the #1 Everett Halloween Costume,“Dracula” DeMaria, he’s going suck your wallet dry of cash.
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massdee
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Posted - 11/10/2009 : 1:50:19 PM
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Originally posted by Tails.
I saw this on Topix about item# 16 put on the agenda by Jason Marcus, and thought it was little funny, and a little true too.
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is this week Top Ten List, the Top Ten Reasons that the Mayor needs a raise:
#10. With the tax rate going up $2.33, you try paying the tax bill on Casa DeMaria.
#9. He’s saving up to get his master’s degree at clown college.
#8. Sick of being made fun of by Curatone and Dolan.(Here’s a hint; they still will.)
#7. A rising tide lifts all boats...and salaries.
#6. Wants to fund a personal study to figure out where the “days” have “gone”.
#5. Found out that he can’t declare Mangan and Puleo as dependents.
#4. The Everett newspapers are “turning the screws” more and more every week.
#3. Ego demands that he gets a bigger pension base than Hanlon and Ragucci.
#2. Otherwise, he’s going to cut back to a 1 hour work day so that he can make a living wage.
And the #1 Reason that the Mayor needs a raise,‘Cuz Jason Marc-ASS Said So!!
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Tails
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Posted - 11/17/2009 : 1:45:09 PM
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I read these on Topix and think they are hysterical.
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is this week’s Top Ten List, the Top Ten New Polls that Question needs to post:
#10. What will Wayne Matewsky do on his “Free” Monday nights after all these years?
#9. How pissed is Mike Marchese that his (alright, Melissa Murphy’s) pit bull ordinance got shot down by the Common Council?
#8. What will be the next issue that Lou Sierra can’t get resolved?
#7. When will the Everett Citizen web site provide any actual proof of their claims?
#6. What’s the over/under on the police being called to break up a fist fight at a Charter Review Commission meeting?
#5. How much does “The Mayah” hate the nickname “Clowno”?
#4. Has Sal DiDomenico updated his resume yet?
#3. How will Anthony Ranieri spend his unemployment money?
#2. Who wins a steel cage triple-threat match between Stat, FFF and Phillips?
And the #1 New Poll that Question needs to post, why does Question post so many polls and think that we can’t read the results for ourselves? |
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massdee
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Posted - 11/17/2009 : 3:12:18 PM
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These top ten lists crack me up. Someone is very clever!
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massdee
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Posted - 11/24/2009 : 11:37:17 AM
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From Topix:
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is this week’s special Thanksgiving’s Top Ten List, the Top Ten Reasons to be thankful that you live in Everett:
#10. The free comedy almost every Monday night.
# 9. The low tax rate…Oh, wait…Sorry. Got that one from an old Thanksgiving list. Very old.
# 8. The general apathy that’s taken ahold of the city keeps voting lines short.
# 7. There’s so much to complain about.
# 6. Three Everett newspapers ensure complete, unbiased coverage of local events.
# 5. 25 constituent service directors on the City Council. Screw that legislation stuff.
# 4. Qualified, forgiving (in some cases at least) School Committee members.
# 3. Charter Review is here! And it’s not an absolute debacle…yet.
# 2. A State Rep and State Senator that are always in the news.
And the #1 reason to be thankful that you live in Everett, The “Bestest Mayah Ev Va”!
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massdee
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Posted - 11/24/2009 : 1:11:59 PM
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I missed this one from last Friday:
…from the home office in Everett, MA. Here now is a special Friday Top Ten List, the Top Ten Reasons to read the favorite local paper of Joe Guiliano’s dog, The Everett Advocate, every week:
#10. You enjoy reading “the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind”.
#9. It’s on the School Department’s required reading list.
#8. Because fiction is stranger than truth, not the other way around.
#7. To learn a new method of evisceration every week.
#6. You can’t get enough of the usual FFF Photo Fiesta.
#5. Their constant grammar and spelling errors make you feel better about your own shortcomings.
#4. Imagine...a bastion of unbiased journalism in your own hometown...I said imagine!
#3. You’re waiting for the week when the front page is made up entire of ads.
#2. The holiday Rite-Aid booze ads. Nothing says Mother’s Day and Easter like beer, wine and liquor.
And the #1 reason to read the Everett Advocate every week, you only have time to read half the story anyways.
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